ACTUNG - BAD TASTE AHEAD!!!!


About me
Greetings and welcome to my house.......While your here I will (for your benefit) refrain from walking about naked....but if you insist!!! Ahhh that's better, well I refuse to tell you anything about myself, it's like letting the thiefs know that I'm not home or what the code on my safe is (it's not as hard as the one on my chasity belt!!!) "Imagination is more important then knowledge" - Einstein
What I'm interested in:
  • Sex
    69er's, doggie, missionary, standing up, lying down, tied up You name it, I love doing it!!!
  • Music
    The divine Ms Gudmundsdottir (Bjork), Morrissey, my man's rap crew (NPC), Hole, L7, The Sugarcubes, Jah Wobble......ad infinum....blah blah blah
  • Being!!!!!
    No comments needed, if you do your on the wrong end of the ground.
My favourite links
  • Bjork - "A Bjorkish calender" Isn't she lovely?
  • Duoh!!! - Imagine having five fingers and pink skin!!!
You can email me on
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